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The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« on: August 22, 2007, 09:19:58 PM »
This is kinda an offshoot of the "Person Above you" thread where you think of goofy reasons the person above you being arrested.

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2007, 07:09:50 AM »
^Arrested attempting to set a record for the longest streak across America

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2007, 07:40:45 AM »
^Arrested for educating dogs in Harford CT.

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2007, 07:53:55 AM »
^Arrested for doing a finger puppet show from an apartment window in NYC.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2007, 08:37:38 AM »
^ arrested for consistent asking of people where the 'nuclear wessels' are located
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2007, 09:27:50 AM »
^ arrested for doing to much 'LDS'
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2007, 04:45:05 PM »
^^^ arrested for trying to smuggle peanuts into North Pole, Alaska.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2007, 05:01:07 PM »
^arrested for not sticking around and chatting with me.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2007, 07:42:18 PM »
^Arrested for smuggling Luna moths for biological weapons purposes.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2007, 07:44:59 PM »
^Arrested for opening that briefcase from Pulp Fiction.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2007, 07:46:30 PM »
Convicted for operating a monkey stand without a license.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2007, 07:48:28 PM »
^ arrested for not using the "^" symbol

< arrested for being a nitpicky asshole
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2007, 07:52:36 PM »
^Had 5 years added to ^'s sentence for using the "<" symbol  :P
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2007, 07:55:09 PM »
...imprissoned in Bosnia for using the ^ symbol twice.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2007, 07:58:49 PM »
^sent to bosnia for not using the "^" symbol again
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2007, 09:40:03 PM »
^arrested for Illegally parking his Saber-Class ship in a "Whitestar Parking Only" spot at the Singing Sith Lords concert.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2007, 09:51:43 PM »
^Arrested for tricking people to ride an unfinished roller coaster.

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2007, 11:59:54 PM »
^ arrested for pissing on the tree of life.

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2007, 12:42:46 AM »
^ arrested for taking whatever he took to see the image in his avatar.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2007, 02:44:56 AM »
^ Arrested for singing (badly) Phil Collins' songs in the shower
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2007, 02:55:55 PM »
^ arrested for mentioning that singers name

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2007, 04:29:41 PM »
(all the above) arrested for turning this into the "arrested for your avatar" thread :P
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2007, 05:01:09 PM »
^ arrested for training "Ninja Ferrets"
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2007, 05:07:45 PM »
^ arrested for exposing roller coaster riders to a potentially lethal semi-reptilian creature...
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2007, 06:03:57 PM »
^Arrested for pretending to be an android James Bond