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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2007, 02:38:16 AM »
^ arrested for not taking his medication and murdering thirty innocent mailmen... and one clown...
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2007, 03:01:50 AM »
^Arrested for being that one clown.

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2007, 11:09:30 AM »
^Arrested for the kidnapping of Little Red Riding Hood

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2007, 11:11:04 AM »
^Arrested for selling Kibbles 'n Bits at a military base.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2007, 11:19:58 AM »
^ arrested for yelling 'Han Shot First!' during a funeral.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2007, 01:22:24 PM »
^ arrested for posting something only a few would understand.

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2007, 08:45:30 PM »
^Arrested for not knowing the Star Wars history.

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2007, 08:59:51 PM »
^arrested for squeezing the Charmin.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2007, 09:04:08 PM »
^ arrested for farting in a crowded elevator.

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2007, 11:08:49 PM »
^Arrested for streaking in a church

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2007, 11:55:32 PM »
^Arrested for biting an Eskimo durring a dog sled race
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #36 on: August 26, 2007, 12:01:20 AM »
^Arrested for blocking the sun with a gigantic umbrella

^Arrested for biting an Eskimo durring a dog sled race
He had it coming,the bastard was whipping my friends.


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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #37 on: August 26, 2007, 12:22:22 AM »
^Arrested for participating in a dog sled race while underage
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #38 on: August 26, 2007, 02:48:46 AM »
^arrested for possession of an illegal substance

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2007, 12:05:00 PM »
^Arrested for Illegal Saturn racing
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2007, 12:41:16 PM »
^arrested for not maintaining the server. 
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2007, 01:11:24 PM »
^Arrested for modifying a Stargate to transport things to inside people's rectums.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2007, 02:38:14 PM »
^ arrested for smiling on a cloudy day.

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #43 on: August 26, 2007, 03:21:50 PM »
^arrested for breaking the law  :P

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #44 on: August 26, 2007, 03:29:37 PM »
^ Arrested for rubbing two rhubarbs at the same time the wrong way.

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #45 on: August 26, 2007, 03:31:14 PM »
^ arrested for constantly repeating 'Here be Dragons' and pointing at Australia during geography class
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #46 on: August 26, 2007, 05:10:38 PM »
^ arrested for attempting to sexually molest shellfish :O
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #47 on: August 26, 2007, 05:23:44 PM »
^Arrested for lobotomizing rodents
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #48 on: August 26, 2007, 07:36:56 PM »
^ Arrested for overseeing Bajoran Slave Labor
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #49 on: August 26, 2007, 07:40:29 PM »
^Arrested for opening a direct doorway to HELL