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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #50 on: August 26, 2007, 11:26:58 PM »
^ Arrested for hiring me to do so  :P
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #51 on: August 27, 2007, 03:53:49 AM »
↓ arrested for shoving badgers down peoples trousers.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #52 on: August 27, 2007, 05:55:29 AM »
It wasn't a badger it was a beaver - honest  :-[

^ arrested for harrassing the assistants at London's Science Museum asking where the transporter exhibit is.
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« Reply #53 on: August 27, 2007, 08:53:21 AM »
^ is arrested again for breaking out in song at his murder trial.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #54 on: August 28, 2007, 01:36:33 AM »
^ Arrested for Hailing Hitler while Listening to a MS Zune with white headphones to make people think he has an iPod
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #55 on: August 28, 2007, 07:25:39 PM »
^ Arrested for having a party in the pants of your favorite politician in your favorite county on your favorite planet.

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #56 on: August 28, 2007, 07:35:57 PM »
^ Arrested for breaking into jail for a steady source of food.
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« Reply #57 on: August 28, 2007, 08:24:59 PM »
^^^ Arrested for fondling a Ronald McDonald statue.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #58 on: August 28, 2007, 08:53:54 PM »
^Arrested for taking a dump on the Quebec's flag


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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #59 on: August 29, 2007, 02:35:43 AM »
^ arrested for being on the wrong planet when it was about to explode.

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #60 on: August 29, 2007, 07:07:32 AM »
^ arrested for the mysterious disappearance of his boyfriend's annoying harmonica
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #61 on: August 29, 2007, 07:49:17 AM »
^ Arrested for putting my boyfriends harmonica up there butt.

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #62 on: August 29, 2007, 10:13:47 AM »
^ arrested for exposing a government conspiracy... about... kittens...
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #63 on: August 29, 2007, 10:26:23 AM »
^arrested for attempting to expose a government conspiracy... about... kittens...
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #64 on: August 29, 2007, 10:38:31 AM »
^arrested for attempting to attempt to expose a government conspiracy... about... kittens...
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #65 on: August 29, 2007, 11:06:24 AM »
^ arrested for being involved in an actual government conspiracy... about... kittens...
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #66 on: August 29, 2007, 11:38:03 AM »
^ arrested for cooking said kittens.
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #67 on: August 29, 2007, 11:45:26 AM »
^ Arrested for leaving the back door open ... to the computer program, that had all the information ... about ... kittens...  // oh and not posting to the where is my remote thread...

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #68 on: August 29, 2007, 11:52:19 AM »
^ arrested for stealing above information... about... kittens... ... ... for world domination!
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #69 on: August 29, 2007, 11:54:59 AM »
^ thinks that world domination is necessary ... and thinks in one world dimensional effects ...

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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #70 on: August 29, 2007, 04:30:26 PM »
^arrested for not saying "arrested for" in the previous post
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #71 on: August 31, 2007, 04:38:07 AM »
^ arrested for... kittens
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #72 on: August 31, 2007, 08:52:38 AM »
^Arrested for not having the required number of kittens (47)
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #73 on: August 31, 2007, 10:50:11 AM »
^ arrested for having to many kittens (352,479)
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Re: The Person Above "Arrested For" Thread
« Reply #74 on: August 31, 2007, 01:49:27 PM »
Arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a kitten.
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