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Offline Rick King AIFD

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.................Goober Farkledunkin................
« on: May 21, 2009, 07:25:56 PM »
My new name is in the subject...Don’t laugh until you find out what your new name is

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

0K Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, post for all to see and to chuckle. 

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they know you participated.

And don't go all adult -- a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush 's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you send this on...use your new name as the subject.
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Re: .................Goober Farkledunkin................
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2009, 08:43:46 PM »
.... Crusty Rhinonose....
Open your mind to new possibilities
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Re: .................Goober Farkledunkin................
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2009, 09:15:51 PM »
Stinky Feathertush.
"Well Steve, I think it's more like we both had this rich neighbor named Xerox and I broke into his house to steal the TV set and found out that you had already stolen it." - Bill Gate's response to Steve Jobs' accusation of theft.

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Re: .................Goober Farkledunkin................
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2009, 04:58:38 AM »
Goober Gizzardsprinkles.

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Re: .................Goober Farkledunkin................
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2009, 09:18:09 AM »
Yields me "Dorfus Snicklehonker."

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Re: .................Goober Farkledunkin................
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2009, 12:25:12 PM »
Sleezy Dippintush
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Re: .................Goober Farkledunkin................
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2009, 12:39:01 PM »
Snickle Dippintush...

I don't think I can ever let my friends see this...
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Re: .................Goober Farkledunkin................
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2009, 12:47:24 PM »
If they know where you post, it's probably to late.
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Re: .................Goober Farkledunkin................
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2009, 01:07:48 PM »
Cheesey Dippindoodle

That's an awesome name.
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Re: .................Goober Farkledunkin................
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2009, 07:28:44 AM »
Crusty Dippindoodle.
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'Attack of the Clones: For some reason I can make it to Anakin's cringe-worthy lovey-dovey lines on Naboo, but I can't get to the choice bits with ..you know...the actual Attack of the Clones. As far as I know, the movie should have been called "Episode II: I Hate Sand." '

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Re: .................Goober Farkledunkin................
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2009, 06:21:18 AM »
Crusty Pottysniffer

...Oh you can just go to hell  ;)
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Re: .................Goober Farkledunkin................
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2009, 07:06:46 AM »
^^^ Wow that's a wired coincidence. What are the odds of this thing revealing your real name, Razor?
"Well Steve, I think it's more like we both had this rich neighbor named Xerox and I broke into his house to steal the TV set and found out that you had already stolen it." - Bill Gate's response to Steve Jobs' accusation of theft.