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Offline DukeOfChaos

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The vending machine
« on: June 21, 2009, 07:52:44 AM »
Ok, this one is pretty simple. the first person, me, says something that they insert into the vending machine, then the next person tells them what they get back from it and then inserts something else. it looks something like this:
P1: *inserts bubble gum wrapper and paperclips*
P2: you get a bomb built by MacGyver
      *inserts hand soap*
P3: you get brainwashed
      *inserts a copper coin*
etc... etc.... etc..... so yeah, have fun with it!


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2009, 02:05:39 AM »
^you get laughed at

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2009, 09:49:29 AM »
you get a taco

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2009, 11:33:36 PM »
You get a troll

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 01:50:37 AM »
you get a Zombie

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Offline DukeOfChaos

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2009, 09:22:43 AM »
You get a very small amount of likely useless data

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 02:49:33 PM »
" You get genitally clipped "
........If I have failed, then I have failed while daring greatly, henceforth my place shall never be found amoung those timid souls who know not the thrill of victory or bitter defeat....

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2009, 01:21:56 PM »
gets nothing



inserts crushed pop can
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2009, 05:19:42 PM »
gets an error message

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Offline caisson2delta

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2009, 02:07:53 PM »
Gets Ewok drool on his hands,

Inserts a light saber

Offline evilsmileyface12

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2009, 03:03:11 AM »
gets a new machine... since the old one got cut in half!

inserts Stargate control crystal
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2009, 01:12:01 AM »
^ gets an Ori Ship Chasing him

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Offline evilsmileyface12

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2009, 05:53:53 PM »
gets a mirrored display ipod

inserts finger
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Offline NRSD Moonshadow

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2009, 08:55:31 PM »
gets a bloody stub


inserts a pirate copy of Windows
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Offline evilsmileyface12

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2009, 12:27:53 AM »
^gets evil mirror univers Bill Gates (destroyer of systems... and Macs)

inserts 100000 chilli Peppers
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2009, 01:41:03 AM »
^ gets some really potent hot sauce

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2009, 06:45:32 PM »
gets melted plastic cups

inserts fishing line
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2009, 12:40:11 AM »
gets a crab

inserts some Rolaids
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2009, 06:16:03 PM »
gets special pills (coverd in peperation H)

inserts Wii remote
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2009, 10:13:01 PM »
^gets a Blue Shell tossed at him


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2009, 01:31:28 PM »
gets a broken atari

inserts glowing skull
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2009, 06:11:48 AM »
gets a pair of really cool Ray Bans

inserts foreign currency

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2009, 09:02:01 PM »
gets The Rosetta Stone Software

inserts a poodle
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Offline evilsmileyface12

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2009, 01:35:47 AM »
gets bloody hair

inserts corn on the cob
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2009, 08:17:50 PM »
Gets Popcorn, still on the cob


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