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Offline caisson2delta

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2009, 08:09:46 PM »
Gets a bunch of second rate windows software.

Inserts a hand grenade.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2009, 03:32:30 PM »
gets green eggs and ham

inserts  old bread
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2009, 06:29:43 PM »
gets bird crap from all the pigeons

inserts a can of bug spray

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2009, 06:43:14 AM »
"gets The Fly"


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2009, 11:45:54 AM »
Gets a bad toupee

Inserts the Janice Rand.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2009, 06:16:42 AM »
gets a beehive


> inserts Abrams Enterprise
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2009, 05:31:07 AM »
gets the out of order/use proper change indicator

inserts the palm pre phone i just got rid of

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2009, 07:59:17 PM »
wins free life time service and accessories for palm pre

< inserts falty http adress
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2009, 08:08:11 PM »
gets lifetime subscription to free porn

inserts some gold pressed latinum

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #34 on: September 02, 2009, 06:02:33 PM »
((YES!!!))

gets Quark sifty though thier pockets

inserts face book friend requests
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2009, 07:25:30 PM »
Gets a rejection! :P

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #36 on: October 16, 2009, 02:15:01 PM »
> Gets a Nagus Noogie

>inserts an ewok
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #37 on: October 24, 2009, 01:58:26 AM »
gets transported to Endor

inserts old couch
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2009, 04:11:20 PM »
gets all the change lost in the couch

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2009, 07:36:25 PM »
gets google search engine

inserts dirty diaper
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #40 on: October 26, 2009, 06:29:33 AM »
Gets a constipated Spock

inserts young Kirk
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #41 on: October 26, 2009, 11:43:42 AM »
gets the hots for an Orion Slave Girl

inserts the Allspark
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #42 on: October 26, 2009, 07:24:08 PM »
gets man eating vending machine

inserts over loading phaser
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #43 on: October 27, 2009, 02:06:51 PM »
gets stunned by the result

inserts jem'hardar
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #44 on: October 27, 2009, 08:02:01 PM »
Gets Weyoun annoying the hell out of you

Inserts a Micro Machine
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #45 on: November 02, 2009, 12:31:56 AM »
gets pelted by all quarters left from the previous owners of the machine

inserts swim suit calender
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #46 on: November 02, 2009, 02:38:20 PM »
gets a swim suit model who knows tai-kwan-do (or however you say it) and hates you

inserts TOS enterprise
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #47 on: November 02, 2009, 03:51:15 PM »
Gets a D-7 about to fire its disruptors


Inserts an Angry Klingon
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #48 on: November 06, 2009, 07:23:01 PM »
gets a drunk, angry klingon

iinserts a borg cube
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #49 on: November 06, 2009, 08:46:17 PM »
> get a horny seven of nine

inserts 100 year old scotch whisky
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