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Offline MageGrayWolf

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Sh*t Happens
« on: July 14, 2009, 04:32:45 AM »
Taoism
Shit happens.
Buddhism
If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Catholicism
Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism
Send more shit.
Atheism
No shit.
Jehova's Witness
Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism
There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science
Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this shit.
Existentialism
What is shit anyway?
Stoicism
This shit doesn't bother me.

Offline Commodore Horton

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Re: Sh*t Happens
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2009, 07:04:03 PM »
Hah!  :D
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Re: Sh*t Happens
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2009, 01:11:30 PM »
you can get the poster of that at San Francisco the novelty store... Lmao
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Re: Sh*t Happens
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2009, 08:49:50 PM »
Make a shirt out of it HaHa that made my day thx.
"First they came for the socialists but i did not say anything because i was not a socialist. Then they came for the facicts and i did not say anything for i was not a facict. Then they came for the communists and i did not say anything because i was not a communist. And finally they came for but there was no one left to speak up for me."

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Re: Sh*t Happens
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2009, 09:42:41 AM »
Make a shirt out of it HaHa that made my day thx.

This is just something I found online so I'm not sure if I would be allowed to.