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I'm curious, would you eat it?

YES! Maybe 2+
1 (9.1%)
Yeah, but only one
3 (27.3%)
I'd have to think about it
0 (0%)
Probly not...
1 (9.1%)
EWWWW NO! That thing's GROSS!
6 (54.5%)

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Author Topic: The Luther Burger  (Read 6105 times)

Offline Darkside

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The Luther Burger
« on: September 01, 2009, 12:35:58 AM »

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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2009, 02:27:42 AM »
ZOMG, that's 1000 calories of pure fail! Yugh >_<
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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2009, 04:15:54 AM »
When I saw the heading I thought it was something religious. But why not.

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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2009, 05:27:48 AM »
That just looks god awful. I can't even imagine what sort of indigestion one might get from that thing.

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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2009, 02:51:35 PM »
I actually saw the Boondocks episode mentioned in the article you posted. I had hoped it was just something they made up for the show... Then I looked up the show itself, stumbled onto the article for the episode and found out it was very real... I'd say 'not in a million years,' and I like burgers.
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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2009, 03:03:18 PM »
Can I get it with a salad and a diet coke?
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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2009, 03:05:20 PM »
What... the... hell?
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I just threw up in my mouth alittle.
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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2009, 03:30:21 PM »
I would so have one. Then again, I've had Alligator.
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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2009, 04:13:37 PM »
Yeah, but gator meat actually tastes good.

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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2009, 04:20:17 PM »
Gator meat blew my mind. It looks like chicken, smells like fish, and tastes like squid. It's like WTFmeat.

Regardless, I would still eat a Luther burger, just for the experience. I mean, they must have something going for them to be so popular.
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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2009, 04:26:46 PM »
Ever had moose?
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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2009, 04:27:50 PM »
Yeah. Not that different from Venison, IMO.
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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2009, 07:42:41 PM »
Ever had moose?

fuckin eh!

id eat one just to say i have...
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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2009, 09:50:45 PM »
Bill Maher is absolutely right.
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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2009, 11:02:49 PM »
What... the... hell?
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I just threw up in my mouth alittle.

don't worry...I did too =/

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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2009, 04:11:35 AM »
Reminds me of a joke from Jim Gaffigan's "Beyond the Pale" stand-up...

"You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle. Here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!"
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Re: The Luther Burger
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2009, 03:44:33 AM »
I think I got a stomach ache just looking at it.

Gator meat blew my mind. It looks like chicken, smells like fish, and tastes like squid. It's like WTFmeat.

Regardless, I would still eat a Luther burger, just for the experience. I mean, they must have something going for them to be so popular.

I don't know I think gator is taster then squid.