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Offline pacora

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Things i like to do when im bored...
« on: December 08, 2009, 01:20:17 AM »
- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a bed of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your pillow X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous breakdown
- Give your goldfish a perm
- Fly a brick
- Play tag...on West 35th Street
- Exorcise a ghost
- Exercise a ghost
- Be blue
- Be red
- But don't be orange
- Plant a shoe
- Sweat
- Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil
- Turn
- Write a letter to Plato
- Mail it
- Take your sofa for a walk
- Start
- Stop
- Dial 911 and breathe heavily
- Go to a funeral...tell jokes
- Play the piano...with mittens on
- Scheme
- Sit
- Stay
- Water your family room
- Cause a power failure
- Roll over
- Play dead
- Find a witch
- Burn her
- Donate your brother's body to science
- Ask why
- Wriggle
- Regress
- Sleepwalk without sleeping
- Try to join Hell's Angels by mail
- Wonder
- Be a square root
- Ask stupid questions
- Weld your car doors shut
- Spew
- Vacation at Three-Mile Island
- Surf Ohio
- Teach your pet rock to play dead
- Go bowling for small game
- Be a monk...for a day
- Wear a sweatband to your wedding
- Staple
- Run away
- Intimidate a piece of chalk
- Abuse the plumbing
- Bend a florescent light
- Bend a brick
- Annoy total strangers
- Let the best man win
- Believe in Santa Claus
- Throw marshmallows against the wall
- Hold an ice cube as long as possible
- Adopt strange mannerisms
- Blow up a balloon until it pops
- Sing soft and sweet and clear
- Sing loud and sour and gravely
- Open everything
- Balance a pencil on your nose
- Pour milk in your shoes
- Write graffiti under the rug
- Embarrass yourself
- Grind your teeth
- Chew ice
- Count your belly button
- Sit in a row
- Stack crumbs
- Gesture
- Save your toenail clippings
- Make a pass at your blender
- Punt
- Make up words that start with X
- Make oatmeal in the bathtub
- Search for the Lost Chord
- Chew on a sofa cushion
- Sing a duet
- Balance a pillow on your head
- Hold your breath
- Faint
- Stretch
- Flash your mailman
- Teach your TA English
- Learn to speak Farsi
- Swear in Russian
- Use an eraser until it goes away
- Disassemble your car
- Put it together inside out
- Record your walls
- Interview your feet
- Make a list of your favorite fungi
- Sell formaldehyde
- Repeat
- Ad lib
- Fade
- File your teeth - Whine
- Rake your carpet
- Re-elect Richard Nixon
- Critique "Three's Company"
- Listen to a painting
- Play with matches
- Buff your cat
- Race ferrets
- Paint your house...Day-Glow Orange
- Have a formal dinner at White Castle
- Read Homer in the original Greek
- Learn Greek
- Change your mind
- Change it back
- Watch the sun...see if it moves
- Build a pyramid
- Stand on your head
- Stand on someone else's head
- Spit shine your Nikes
- See how long you can stay awake
- See how long you can sleep
- Paint your teeth
- Wear a salad
- Speak with a forked tongue
- Paint stripes on a lake
- Ski Kansas
- Sleep in freefall
- Kill a Joule
- Test thin ice...with a pogo stick
- Apply for a unicorn hunting license
- Do a good job
- Crawl
- Invite the Mansons over for dinner
- Paint your windows
- Watch a watch until it stops
- Flash your goldfish
- Paint
- Flirt with an evergreen
- Smile
- Rotate your garden...daily
- Paint a smile
- Shoot a fire hydrant
- Apologize to it
- Pretend you're blind
- Annoy yourself
- Get mad at yourself
- Stop speaking to yourself
- Be a side effect
- Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley
- Duck
- Redecorate...your garage
- Develop a complex
- Join the Army...be someone simple
- Try harder
- Hit the deck
- Put leg-warmers on your furniture
- Cut the deck
- Crumple
- Translate Shakespeare into English
- Skydive to church
- Cheer up a potato
- Do aerobic exercises...in your head
- Play cards with your swimming pool
- Pinstripe your driveway
- Play Kick the Fire Hydrant
- Harness chipmunk power
- Build a house with ice cubes
- Call London for a cab
- Mug a stop sign
- Change your name...daily
- Go for a walk in your attic
- Challenge your neighbor to a duel
- Build a house out of toothpicks
- Howl
- Wear a lampshade on your head
- Memorize the dictionary
- Stomp grapes in the bathtub
- Find a bug and chase it
- Make yourself a pair of wings
- Use them
- Light a firefighter on fire

Hows that for a slice of fried gold?
"First they came for the socialists but i did not say anything because i was not a socialist. Then they came for the facicts and i did not say anything for i was not a facict. Then they came for the communists and i did not say anything because i was not a communist. And finally they came for but there was no one left to speak up for me."

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Re: Things i like to do when im bored...
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2009, 03:17:41 PM »
are we supposed to put our own lists on this post? ??? ??? ??? ?
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Re: Things i like to do when im bored...
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 03:19:07 PM »
No its just a funny joke.
"First they came for the socialists but i did not say anything because i was not a socialist. Then they came for the facicts and i did not say anything for i was not a facict. Then they came for the communists and i did not say anything because i was not a communist. And finally they came for but there was no one left to speak up for me."

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Re: Things i like to do when im bored...
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2009, 07:55:15 PM »
 ;D thats good, could use some of em as annoying insults
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Re: Things i like to do when im bored...
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2009, 12:16:13 AM »
Masterbate

...what?
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Re: Things i like to do when im bored...
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2009, 12:45:06 AM »
What about changing your new guitar strings?
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Re: Things i like to do when im bored...
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2009, 02:40:40 AM »
Sure whatever makes you happy...and where did you get masturbate out of that? 8)
"First they came for the socialists but i did not say anything because i was not a socialist. Then they came for the facicts and i did not say anything for i was not a facict. Then they came for the communists and i did not say anything because i was not a communist. And finally they came for but there was no one left to speak up for me."

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Re: Things i like to do when im bored...
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2009, 10:44:50 PM »
Sure whatever makes you happy...and where did you get masturbate out of that? 8)

    
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Re: Things i like to do when im bored...
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2010, 07:14:17 PM »
Go crazy.

Let my imagination run wild.

Listen to heavy metal.

Drive FLO nuts on MSN.  ;D

Work out.

play computer games.


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Re: Things i like to do when im bored...
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2010, 07:32:25 PM »
(eye twitch) I... I don't.. don't know what he's talking about. (eye twitch)

I mostly watch video reviews when I'm bored and don't know what else I want to do.
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