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Episode VII, Luke's gotta die!
« on: May 17, 2013, 03:33:56 PM »
It's true.  Think about it.  Episode I, Qui-Gon Jinn gets killed in a Lightsaber Duel at the end, Obi-wan takes over.  Episode IV, Obi-Wan dies in a lightsaber duel at the end, Luke takes over.  Sooooo, Luke Dies in a lightsaber duel at the end and his apprentice will take over.

Am I right?

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Re: Episode VII, Luke's gotta die!
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2013, 04:26:14 PM »
I could get behind that.

I still prefer Patton Oswald's idea for episode seven.
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Re: Episode VII, Luke's gotta die!
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2013, 05:28:53 PM »
Sure, lets do the exact same story for the third time!

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Re: Episode VII, Luke's gotta die!
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2013, 06:05:15 PM »
Nope Star wars episode VII: Nuthin but Lando
“The boat dipped and swayed and sometimes took on water, but it did not sink; the two brothers had waterproofed it well. I do not know where it finally fetched up, if it ever did; perhaps it reached the sea and sails there forever, like a magic boat in a fairytale. All I know is that it was still afloat and still running on the breast of the flood when it passed the incorporated town limits of Derry, Maine, and there it passes out of this tale forever.” ― Stephen King, It"
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Re: Episode VII, Luke's gotta die!
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2013, 06:17:31 PM »
I'd watch it.

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Re: Episode VII, Luke's gotta die!
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2013, 07:19:57 PM »
Sure, lets do the exact same story for the third time!

Yeah and it seemed to have worked the first two times. 

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Re: Episode VII, Luke's gotta die!
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2013, 09:09:50 PM »
I'd watch it.

If there's one thing the prequels missed it was the sheer awesomeness that was Billy Dee.
“The boat dipped and swayed and sometimes took on water, but it did not sink; the two brothers had waterproofed it well. I do not know where it finally fetched up, if it ever did; perhaps it reached the sea and sails there forever, like a magic boat in a fairytale. All I know is that it was still afloat and still running on the breast of the flood when it passed the incorporated town limits of Derry, Maine, and there it passes out of this tale forever.” ― Stephen King, It"
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Re: Episode VII, Luke's gotta die!
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2013, 09:40:00 PM »
Sure, lets do the exact same story for the third time!

Yeah and it seemed to have worked the first two times. 
The prequels worked now?

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Re: Episode VII, Luke's gotta die!
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2013, 11:06:52 PM »
They made money.

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Re: Episode VII, Luke's gotta die!
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2013, 04:56:18 AM »
So did transformers.