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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2006, 09:53:57 AM »
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bullshit... my girl friend can't get enough of my tools... ;D 8)
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2006, 12:30:25 PM »
That was a very bad joke, 
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2006, 05:15:06 PM »
Octo-Dog get your Octo-Dog maker

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Really, Darmok is right though you could do that with a knife so easy and save money.
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #28 on: October 05, 2006, 05:16:48 PM »
Screwdrivers For Women

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bullshit... my girl friend can't get enough of my tools... ;D 8)

Yes, but is it big, rubbery and black?  I mean sometimes small and pink just doesn't get the job done.
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2006, 05:32:27 PM »
What sort of tool is big, rubbery and black?


...oh.


...dude.


...but the stretching!
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« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2006, 06:22:10 PM »
 :o
Edmund: I remember Massingburg's most famous case, the case of the bloody knife. A man was found next to a murdured body, he had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses that seen him stab the victim, and when the police arrived he said, "I'm glad I killed the bastard." Massingbird not only got him off, but he got him knighted in the New Year's Honors list, and the relatives of the victim had to pay to have the blood washed out of his jacket.
Perkins: And he's a dab hand at the prosecution, Sir.
Edmund: Yes, well, look at Oscar Wilde.
Perkins: Oh, butch Oscar.
Edmund: Big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar - the terror of the ladies. 114 illegitamate children, world heavyweight boxing champion, and author of the best-selling phamplet, "Why I Like To Do It With Girls". Massingbird had him sent down for being a woopsie.

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2006, 07:30:39 PM »
That was a very bad joke, 

ya so... :P

Screwdrivers For Women

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bullshit... my girl friend can't get enough of my tools... ;D 8)

Yes, but is it big, rubbery and black?  I mean sometimes small and pink just doesn't get the job done.


i don't think small and I'm not sure what your talking about ;) my garage is full of mechanics tools she wants :P
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« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2006, 08:21:42 PM »
Classified ads

I find the first one especially amusing.

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2006, 08:23:37 PM »
Screwdrivers For Women

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bullshit... my girl friend can't get enough of my tools... ;D 8)

Yes, but is it big, rubbery and black?  I mean sometimes small and pink just doesn't get the job done.


It's not fist shaped is it?

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #34 on: October 06, 2006, 12:36:00 AM »
Screwdrivers For Women

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It might also be good for very effeminate work men.

Workman: You put up 2 shelves oh my god that is soooo cute.

Workman #2: Stop it your embarrassing me.  ::)
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #35 on: October 06, 2006, 06:28:54 AM »

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« Reply #36 on: October 06, 2006, 10:01:58 AM »
F Detector :D

What must it be like... having so much money you can afford CRAP like that?
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #37 on: October 06, 2006, 06:03:43 PM »
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Women, on the other hand need pink tools. In short, our pink screwdriver kit has everything the pink-loving lady could ever need. Comes in a presentation box, and will make the lady in your life a pink DIY dynamo! Also suitable for Gay builders.


you can all so use them in a joke, replace all of your buddy's tools in his work belt with this and watch the hilarity issue.
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #38 on: October 06, 2006, 11:53:54 PM »
F Detector :D

Well looks like this means no more blaming it on the dog for me  :'(.
“The boat dipped and swayed and sometimes took on water, but it did not sink; the two brothers had waterproofed it well. I do not know where it finally fetched up, if it ever did; perhaps it reached the sea and sails there forever, like a magic boat in a fairytale. All I know is that it was still afloat and still running on the breast of the flood when it passed the incorporated town limits of Derry, Maine, and there it passes out of this tale forever.” ― Stephen King, It"
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #39 on: October 07, 2006, 02:20:19 AM »
I have a built in F Detector for the benefit of others; they know it is me because;

1. I tend to giggle, before, during or after the fart.
2. Pull a strange face before, during or after the fart.
3. Reef over to one side, when sitting, before the fart,
4. Exit the office, supermarket aisle or elevator with a look of horror on my face, after the fart,
5. Say "Somebody step on a duck?" afterwards.
6. Say "Shot, over!" afterwards, and then prompt someone to say "Shot, out" and get into a conversation about how it relates to Australian Artillery Corps.
7. Blame the cat.
8. Blame cane toads.
9. Blame barking ants.
10. Blame my corporal.
11. Blame my warrant officer.
12. Blame my Lt.
13. Blame my corporal for blaming it on our Major, and,
14. Say "I'm about to fart", "I'm farting", or, "I just farted" before, during and after respectively (normally a dead giveaway)
Edmund: I remember Massingburg's most famous case, the case of the bloody knife. A man was found next to a murdured body, he had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses that seen him stab the victim, and when the police arrived he said, "I'm glad I killed the bastard." Massingbird not only got him off, but he got him knighted in the New Year's Honors list, and the relatives of the victim had to pay to have the blood washed out of his jacket.
Perkins: And he's a dab hand at the prosecution, Sir.
Edmund: Yes, well, look at Oscar Wilde.
Perkins: Oh, butch Oscar.
Edmund: Big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar - the terror of the ladies. 114 illegitamate children, world heavyweight boxing champion, and author of the best-selling phamplet, "Why I Like To Do It With Girls". Massingbird had him sent down for being a woopsie.

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #40 on: October 07, 2006, 06:51:30 PM »
roflmao!
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #41 on: October 07, 2006, 09:26:06 PM »
Tired of the old snake skin wallet,get the new Meaty Wallet :D

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #42 on: October 07, 2006, 10:02:57 PM »
What next; Beef Curtins?

>snicker-snicker<
Edmund: I remember Massingburg's most famous case, the case of the bloody knife. A man was found next to a murdured body, he had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses that seen him stab the victim, and when the police arrived he said, "I'm glad I killed the bastard." Massingbird not only got him off, but he got him knighted in the New Year's Honors list, and the relatives of the victim had to pay to have the blood washed out of his jacket.
Perkins: And he's a dab hand at the prosecution, Sir.
Edmund: Yes, well, look at Oscar Wilde.
Perkins: Oh, butch Oscar.
Edmund: Big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar - the terror of the ladies. 114 illegitamate children, world heavyweight boxing champion, and author of the best-selling phamplet, "Why I Like To Do It With Girls". Massingbird had him sent down for being a woopsie.

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #43 on: October 08, 2006, 01:04:27 AM »
Tired of the old snake skin wallet,get the new Meaty Wallet :D

*Homer mode* Mmmmmm meat wallet *drools*
“The boat dipped and swayed and sometimes took on water, but it did not sink; the two brothers had waterproofed it well. I do not know where it finally fetched up, if it ever did; perhaps it reached the sea and sails there forever, like a magic boat in a fairytale. All I know is that it was still afloat and still running on the breast of the flood when it passed the incorporated town limits of Derry, Maine, and there it passes out of this tale forever.” ― Stephen King, It"
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #44 on: October 08, 2006, 08:45:23 AM »
...actually that's kind of cool.

Does it come bacon-sented?
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« Reply #45 on: October 08, 2006, 08:57:55 AM »
...actually that's kind of cool.

Does it come bacon-sented?
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #46 on: October 08, 2006, 03:50:08 PM »
" ITS BACOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"
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« Reply #47 on: October 08, 2006, 03:52:40 PM »
>sniff, sniff< "Play?"

(saw Over The Hedge. I love that dog.)
Edmund: I remember Massingburg's most famous case, the case of the bloody knife. A man was found next to a murdured body, he had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses that seen him stab the victim, and when the police arrived he said, "I'm glad I killed the bastard." Massingbird not only got him off, but he got him knighted in the New Year's Honors list, and the relatives of the victim had to pay to have the blood washed out of his jacket.
Perkins: And he's a dab hand at the prosecution, Sir.
Edmund: Yes, well, look at Oscar Wilde.
Perkins: Oh, butch Oscar.
Edmund: Big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar - the terror of the ladies. 114 illegitamate children, world heavyweight boxing champion, and author of the best-selling phamplet, "Why I Like To Do It With Girls". Massingbird had him sent down for being a woopsie.

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #48 on: October 09, 2006, 12:44:57 AM »
" ITS BACOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"

Aw moonshadow you're encyclopedic memory of classic commercials and themesongs always brings a smile to my face.
“The boat dipped and swayed and sometimes took on water, but it did not sink; the two brothers had waterproofed it well. I do not know where it finally fetched up, if it ever did; perhaps it reached the sea and sails there forever, like a magic boat in a fairytale. All I know is that it was still afloat and still running on the breast of the flood when it passed the incorporated town limits of Derry, Maine, and there it passes out of this tale forever.” ― Stephen King, It"
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #49 on: October 09, 2006, 11:57:47 AM »
But those teeth you show are kinda creepy...
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