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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2006, 03:11:33 PM »
...actually that's kind of cool.

Does it come bacon-sented?
If it does i'm sure many asses will be bitten by hungry dogs ;D

That's the idea.  ;D
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #51 on: October 11, 2006, 01:52:15 AM »
Link in french,but the pix speak for itself :D
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #52 on: October 11, 2006, 02:11:10 AM »
Now that is different.
Edmund: I remember Massingburg's most famous case, the case of the bloody knife. A man was found next to a murdured body, he had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses that seen him stab the victim, and when the police arrived he said, "I'm glad I killed the bastard." Massingbird not only got him off, but he got him knighted in the New Year's Honors list, and the relatives of the victim had to pay to have the blood washed out of his jacket.
Perkins: And he's a dab hand at the prosecution, Sir.
Edmund: Yes, well, look at Oscar Wilde.
Perkins: Oh, butch Oscar.
Edmund: Big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar - the terror of the ladies. 114 illegitamate children, world heavyweight boxing champion, and author of the best-selling phamplet, "Why I Like To Do It With Girls". Massingbird had him sent down for being a woopsie.

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #53 on: October 19, 2006, 08:51:46 AM »

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #54 on: October 19, 2006, 12:35:00 PM »
Interesting concept. For me, the important part is that people seem to like it.
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #55 on: October 19, 2006, 12:43:59 PM »
Interesting concept. For me, the important part is that people seem to like it.

Yeah you're probably right, which reminds me of Elvis and his alledge Fried Peanut Butter sandwiches

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #56 on: October 19, 2006, 03:40:24 PM »
It's supposed to be a snack food, to be eaten as a treat. 

Not a primary staple food.

...that's what bacon is for.
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #57 on: October 20, 2006, 12:42:28 AM »
Too fraked up to be in Gen News

What Is It With This Obsession Of Creating New Ways To Get Fat? ???

*2 fat ladies mode* The best way to eat rice pudding is intravenously

Mmm that actually sounds kind of appetizing.
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #59 on: November 01, 2006, 12:25:54 AM »
ROFLMAO :D :D thats awesome MD  8)
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #60 on: November 01, 2006, 02:07:20 AM »
OMG That is brilliant - all it needs is a webcam to serve as a sighting device.

I'd love to set one up in our office to deter whinging pilots and grumpy loadmasters hehe
Edmund: I remember Massingburg's most famous case, the case of the bloody knife. A man was found next to a murdured body, he had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses that seen him stab the victim, and when the police arrived he said, "I'm glad I killed the bastard." Massingbird not only got him off, but he got him knighted in the New Year's Honors list, and the relatives of the victim had to pay to have the blood washed out of his jacket.
Perkins: And he's a dab hand at the prosecution, Sir.
Edmund: Yes, well, look at Oscar Wilde.
Perkins: Oh, butch Oscar.
Edmund: Big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar - the terror of the ladies. 114 illegitamate children, world heavyweight boxing champion, and author of the best-selling phamplet, "Why I Like To Do It With Girls". Massingbird had him sent down for being a woopsie.

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #61 on: November 01, 2006, 02:22:00 AM »
 ;D ;D I want one!
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #62 on: November 01, 2006, 07:28:07 AM »
Nice ;D

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #63 on: November 01, 2006, 04:30:38 PM »
I could improve on that...  ;D
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #64 on: November 01, 2006, 04:34:33 PM »
If I had one of those, I'd never get any work done.  I'd end up starting WW3 in the office. :P

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #65 on: November 01, 2006, 04:35:55 PM »
Scale it up...  USB Nerf-Launcher.    ;D


No...

USB Gattling AIR POWERED Nerf-Launcher.  ;D ;D
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #66 on: November 01, 2006, 04:41:02 PM »
Toy For Your Computer

This is a really funny idea. I almost wonder if anyone is selling it over here.
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #67 on: November 01, 2006, 04:45:57 PM »
Toy For Your Computer

This is a really funny idea. I almost wonder if anyone is selling it over here.

Stay tuned,  I can do one better.

...I mean I have all these bloody manufacturing machines I might as well do somthing fun with them. 
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #68 on: November 01, 2006, 09:24:30 PM »
Toy For Your Computer

I should show this to my science teacher, he's always threatening to call in an air strike if we don't do our work.

I want one for home, but i wouldn't have anyone to fire at...if only i had a desk job!

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #69 on: November 02, 2006, 01:58:53 AM »
Maybe we need a new competition: design the best desktop-based long distance miniature weapon.  ;D
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« Reply #70 on: November 02, 2006, 11:12:33 AM »
Maybe we need a new competition: design the best desktop-based long distance miniature weapon.  ;D

Why go miniature when you can go full-sized with a dart-taser? ;D

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #71 on: November 02, 2006, 11:58:36 AM »
You sir, have raised my interest! Any schematics?  ;D
(Oh and I see we you are yet another member of the SCN Dutch contingent, we keep growing and growing.....
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #72 on: November 02, 2006, 04:25:32 PM »
Geeze what is it with DutchTrekkers?  They are EVERYWHERE!
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« Reply #73 on: November 02, 2006, 04:51:56 PM »
Go Aussie! >waves a little flag<
Edmund: I remember Massingburg's most famous case, the case of the bloody knife. A man was found next to a murdured body, he had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses that seen him stab the victim, and when the police arrived he said, "I'm glad I killed the bastard." Massingbird not only got him off, but he got him knighted in the New Year's Honors list, and the relatives of the victim had to pay to have the blood washed out of his jacket.
Perkins: And he's a dab hand at the prosecution, Sir.
Edmund: Yes, well, look at Oscar Wilde.
Perkins: Oh, butch Oscar.
Edmund: Big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar - the terror of the ladies. 114 illegitamate children, world heavyweight boxing champion, and author of the best-selling phamplet, "Why I Like To Do It With Girls". Massingbird had him sent down for being a woopsie.

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #74 on: November 02, 2006, 05:18:24 PM »
Go Aussie! >waves a little flag<

You know, I here Holland is nice this time of year.  Resistance is futile. 
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