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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #1375 on: December 26, 2009, 09:36:14 AM »
Jack Bauer interrogates Santa:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6yUCbqAGrg&feature=related

Buzz Aldrin in the hizzouse with Snoop Dogg:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITaPlZQcP6s&feature=player_embedded#

The Pope gets tackled during Midnight Mass by the same woman wearing the same clothes who tried to tackle him unsuccessfully last year (videos for both are linked in the article):

http://gawker.com/5434274/woman-who-tackled-pope-has-pope+charging-past

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #1376 on: March 30, 2010, 08:19:35 AM »
Creepy Childrens books  For the most part, hilariously funny.
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« Reply #1377 on: March 30, 2010, 10:44:23 PM »
^^^Oh thats just disturbing.
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« Reply #1378 on: March 31, 2010, 07:46:02 AM »
You thought that was creepy and disturbing. Check these.

Gummibär: The Gummy Bear Song

  Gummibär:
Nuki Nuki (The Nuki Song)


Some how, a CGI bearthat  is touching its privates(Ala King of Pop style) and wiggling a half exposed ass while singing an obvious annoying song doesn't bring good vibes in me.  Its also based on a candy that is known to promote tooth decay in kids.
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« Reply #1379 on: March 31, 2010, 02:09:59 PM »
Bit of an aside, but don't all candies promote tooth decay?
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« Reply #1380 on: March 31, 2010, 02:49:41 PM »
Not sure, TNC. But i do know that sour candies and sugar fee ones don't.
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #1381 on: June 15, 2010, 06:32:34 PM »
Remember the giant Jesus statue in Ohio?



Well, apparently there was a family squabble, 'cause God destroyed it with a bolt of irony.



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« Reply #1382 on: June 15, 2010, 07:26:42 PM »
Even Jesus shouldn't fuck with lightning.
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #1383 on: June 15, 2010, 07:27:22 PM »
He got raptured. But I'm sure he'll be resurrected.

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #1384 on: June 15, 2010, 08:25:55 PM »
He chose poorly. Ha!

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #1385 on: June 15, 2010, 09:28:29 PM »
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« Reply #1386 on: June 15, 2010, 09:39:21 PM »
Remember the giant Jesus statue in Ohio?



Well, apparently there was a family squabble, 'cause God destroyed it with a bolt of irony.



Link

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« Reply #1387 on: June 15, 2010, 11:49:42 PM »
^^^I was thinking the same thing.
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #1388 on: June 16, 2010, 01:13:30 AM »
Remember the giant Jesus statue in Ohio?



Well, apparently there was a family squabble, 'cause God destroyed it with a bolt of irony.



Link

A YouTube Vid on this. (he should have said Thor)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lHbpclM36M&playnext_from=TL&videos=Fo6DUjRqGAs&feature=sub



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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #1389 on: June 17, 2010, 06:07:24 AM »
^LOL. That is too funny.

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #1390 on: July 10, 2010, 08:15:39 PM »
Found this after reading an article on the escapist. It's shit like this that makes me worried about living in a flat next year.

Behold! The tragic/hillarious story of Sarah, the soulbonded roommate from hell!

Not to usurp your find here, but the link required archive access at SomethingAweful boards. So for those of us who want to read it and don't want to go to the trouble of getting said access, I found another link.
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« Reply #1391 on: July 10, 2010, 09:55:43 PM »
Bloody hell, what a good read! Too bad it was never finished! If this was a book, I'd read it.

(alt link: http://shii.org/knows/Sarah_Saga)
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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #1392 on: July 11, 2010, 12:30:51 AM »
Oh, Catherine Rain. I remember her visiting Renee & Jen. They had a falling out, then they were friends again. Then they fell out, were friendly, fell out, got worse, were cordial, then ended things altogether.

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« Reply #1393 on: July 11, 2010, 11:10:35 AM »
You knew these people, or just read a lot about it?
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« Reply #1394 on: July 11, 2010, 11:35:29 AM »
I knew Renee & Jen (the FF7 house girls). They lived with me for 8 months or so. I met the girl who wrote about them, as I mention some pages back. I met this Catherine Rain chick because of them as well; they would refer to her as "the Cetra", I believe.

I'm given to questionable indulgences of fantasy myself, but they all won the blue ribbon.

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Re: WTF Weird Things Thread
« Reply #1395 on: July 11, 2010, 02:29:21 PM »
The internet never ceases to amaze.  Just when you think you've seen the best (bizarre) it has to offer, something will come along to top it.
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« Reply #1396 on: July 11, 2010, 05:39:01 PM »
Never, ever, EVER, hit "Random Article" on Encyclopedia Dramatica. EVER.
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« Reply #1397 on: July 11, 2010, 06:18:53 PM »
Why not? It's a great variant of Google Seppeku.

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« Reply #1398 on: July 11, 2010, 07:13:30 PM »
Until you hit "Dissection Chan".


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« Reply #1399 on: July 12, 2010, 12:35:07 AM »
I knew Renee & Jen (the FF7 house girls). They lived with me for 8 months or so. I met the girl who wrote about them, as I mention some pages back. I met this Catherine Rain chick because of them as well; they would refer to her as "the Cetra", I believe.

I'm given to questionable indulgences of fantasy myself, but they all won the blue ribbon.

I've had bad roommates, well, really just the one, so I feel for you Shik.
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