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« Reply #1425 on: May 15, 2011, 10:13:21 PM »

I remember her. God, I wanted to fuck her so bad.

You really are a dirty old man aren't you?

She's a year older then me. It just means I appreciate older women.  Wink

*Raises his finger to say something but stops* Really she's older than you....er thats not the point it'd be like fucking a Care Bear or Rainbow Bright you want to fuck a Care Bear I dont want to fuck a Care Bear!
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« Reply #1426 on: May 16, 2011, 01:06:15 AM »

Maybe Xero doesn't but you and I both know that someone out there does. Plus, there's always the curiousity factor. I mean, with her voice...
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« Reply #1427 on: May 16, 2011, 02:44:22 PM »

I remember her. God, I wanted to fuck her so bad.

You really are a dirty old man aren't you?

She's a year older then me. It just means I appreciate older women.  Wink

*Raises his finger to say something but stops* Really she's older than you....er thats not the point it'd be like fucking a Care Bear or Rainbow Bright you want to fuck a Care Bear I dont want to fuck a Care Bear!

I really want to see how high her voice can get. I wonder if it could shatter glass... Kinky.
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« Reply #1428 on: May 16, 2011, 03:07:05 PM »

Care bear fucker!
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« Reply #1429 on: May 16, 2011, 05:06:52 PM »

They're nothing but cushion for the pushin'.
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« Reply #1430 on: May 16, 2011, 07:11:20 PM »

This is a sad day for childhood icons everywhere.
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« Reply #1431 on: May 16, 2011, 07:48:18 PM »

She-Ra is next.
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« Reply #1432 on: May 16, 2011, 09:33:28 PM »

See I'd have thought Arcee would be next.
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« Reply #1433 on: May 17, 2011, 06:17:44 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TP-ZzKbXJk

Ever look at a bathroom stall and think "You know what this needs, a giant yodeling sumo head"?
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« Reply #1434 on: August 01, 2011, 08:40:44 PM »

Glowing Beagles!!!  The Future is Now!!!
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« Reply #1435 on: August 01, 2011, 09:54:14 PM »

New we need glow in the dark cats. I'm getting sick of tripping over mine at night.
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« Reply #1436 on: August 02, 2011, 10:01:54 AM »


Oh what has Scotty done to poor Porthos now?
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« Reply #1437 on: August 07, 2011, 08:58:35 AM »

Ever feel you need just a bit of a boost? Forget those energy drinks just reach for some dead babies next time.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/05/dead-babies-main-ingredient-chinese-stamina-pill/
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« Reply #1438 on: August 07, 2011, 01:21:04 PM »

This isn't news.  The rejuvenating power associated with baby consumption has been known for centuries, though really if you want the best results, you have to use live babies.
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« Reply #1439 on: August 07, 2011, 09:19:10 PM »

This isn't news.  The rejuvenating power associated with baby consumption has been known for centuries, though really if you want the best results, you have to use live babies.


Flagg and I can attest to that.
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« Reply #1440 on: August 07, 2011, 10:08:17 PM »

What do drinking Yoo-Hoo's and eating babies have in common? Shake well before opening.
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« Reply #1441 on: February 04, 2012, 03:56:39 PM »

Had to share this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ACkmg3Y64_s
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« Reply #1442 on: February 04, 2012, 04:12:48 PM »

Wow.  The trains buy themselves would be impressive, but to have so much more of the world in motion is really spectacular.  That airport was very cool.
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« Reply #1443 on: February 04, 2012, 08:04:57 PM »

Holy crap landing planes and moving ships.
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« Reply #1444 on: February 04, 2012, 08:24:12 PM »

Don't let Bernd see this, guys. He'll bust a nut.
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« Reply #1445 on: February 05, 2012, 07:36:44 PM »

^^I was gonna say the same thing...good lord thats incredible.
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« Reply #1446 on: February 06, 2012, 06:59:12 AM »

"What do you do for a living? Play with model trains? Hmm. How do you make enough money like that? You should show me sometime."

"Sure, right through here."

"Wait, that's not...that's a ship over there...cars...oh, there's the train....arriving at an airport? Noo....that plane didn't just take off and fly by that UFO...Wait, that tree just fell on that house...Hey, why is that van bouncing? Oooooh?"
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