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Corrupt a Wish
« on: January 21, 2007, 01:34:04 AM »
Yes its back :P

Basically all you have to do is grant the wish of the person above you. But, it has to somehow go terribly wrong. Then, finish off your post by making a wish of yer own. :)

I wish this game never left us
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2007, 02:08:32 AM »
It doesn't. Instead, after a certain period of time, we use up all our ideas, and it becomes stale and boring, but still we are compelled by forces beyond our understanding or control to visit and respond.

I wish I had just won 150,000 dollars on a gameshow, applicable taxes paid, and paper trail documented.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2007, 07:34:29 AM »
Granted.  Their all Series 1953 :P

I wish My coffee would hurry up and cool down.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2007, 11:15:54 AM »
Granted, but it turns to Ice.

I wish I could sing
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2007, 11:55:51 AM »
Granted, but from now on, you can only communicate with people by singing to them.

I wish it wasn't so damn cold.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2007, 11:58:50 AM »
Granted, now it's 150 F, all day, everyday.

I wish I could find a PS3
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2007, 12:12:22 PM »
Granted, but all it plays is gay porn

I wish my garage was full of cars
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2007, 12:19:39 PM »
Granted but they're all Hot Wheels


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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2007, 12:24:16 PM »
Granted, but it is soon discovered that Earth has shifted  its orbit and is slowly spiraling towards the sun...your wish has doomed us ALL!!!

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I wish I could teleport...


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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2007, 01:19:32 PM »
Granted but you cannot determine where you arrive.

I wish there was something better on TV.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2007, 01:20:46 PM »
granted but the programs cuts out for 5 seconds every 10 seconds

i wish i had a BIGGER TV
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2007, 01:46:38 PM »
Granted, but it's so big, it falls over and crushes you.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2007, 01:55:32 PM »
Granted, but the place you keep it is now locked without a key.

I wish my arm wasnt itchy right now.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2007, 01:59:10 PM »
Granted, but now every part of your body is itchy except your arm.

I wish I can peer into alternate realities...



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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2007, 02:04:23 PM »
You can. It's getting back that'll be impossible.

I wish I didn't have all this frakking homework.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2007, 02:06:09 PM »
Granted, but you have to stay at school 23 hours a day with no time for sleep.

I wish my Spanish teacher wasn't so annoying.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2007, 02:42:00 PM »
Granted. Now s/he's using you just to get to your dad so s/he can have sex with him.

I wish I could move to a society better suited to me.

This reminds me of that episode of X-Files:

MULDER: What the hell is this?

JENN: It's what you asked for. Peace on earth. Listen.

MULDER: You know damn well that's not what I meant.

JENN: You didn't specify.

MULDER: This has nothing to do with specificity. You don't have to wipe out the entire population of the whole planet just to effect a little peace on earth and goodwill towards men.

JENN: You didn't say goodwill towards men. So you expect me to change the hearts of six billion people? No religion in history has been able to pull that off. Not Allah or Buddha or Christ. But you'd like me to do that in your name? So... what? You can feel real good about yourself?

MULDER: Did I say that? I didn't say that.

JENN: Mm, how grotesquely egotistical of you. I bet you wish you hadn't made your first wish.

MULDER: Yes, I do, since you butchered the intent of that wish so completely. And another thing-- I think you've got a really horrible attitude. I guess that comes from being rolled up in a rug for the last 500 years. But we're not all that stupid. We're not all chimpanzees with revolvers. I think there's another possibility here and that's just that you're a bitch.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2007, 02:45:20 PM »
Granted, but the society will die out within a year.

I wish crappy music didn't exist.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2007, 02:56:14 PM »
Granted, now theres only a handful of songs in the entire world.

I wish Scooby Doo didnt exist.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2007, 03:14:03 PM »
Granted, but you get Scrappy Doo instead. And it's the only show on television.

I wish I had money.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2007, 03:26:41 PM »
Granted, but it's all in worthless currencies: zlotys, forints, cruzeiros, Flanian pobble beads...

I wish I had my own Mac so I didn't have to come on cmapus all the time.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2007, 03:42:24 PM »
Granted, but you have no internet and your video iPod just crapped out.

I wish the entire world, including San Diego, had enjoyable weather like San Diego does.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2007, 06:00:29 PM »
Granted. But the worldwide enjoyable weather causes the polar ice caps to melt, shutting down the ocean currents and plunging the world into an Ice Age.

I wish my room wasn't so messy.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2007, 06:33:59 PM »
Granted, but you become obsessive-compulsive and can't stop cleaning every inch of it.

I wish SNL was constantly funny again, instead of sporadically like it is now.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2007, 06:49:06 PM »
Granted, but you find yourself transported back in time to the late 1970's when SNL was at its best.

I wish I had a Battlemech...



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