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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2007, 06:51:15 PM »
Granted but its so rusted and damaged you cant salvage it

i wish i had an army of my own
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2007, 06:54:13 PM »
Granted, but then the U.S. Military thinks your a terrorist and throws you down the deepest, darkest hole they could find.

I wish that I was done with school.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2007, 07:14:09 PM »
granted but you cant get a job and you die from hunger

i wish i had a nuke:P
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2007, 07:26:54 PM »
That's just asking for it...

Granted, but then the U.S. Military thinks your a terrorist and throws you down the deepest, darkest hole they could find.

I wish I had some hot chocolate right now
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2007, 07:54:27 PM »
Granted, but it's so hot that you can't drink it.

I wish Steven Spielberg had never made ET.

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« Reply #30 on: January 21, 2007, 08:17:56 PM »
Granted, instead he made a sequel to 1941, which was so awful it caused rioting in the streets, and the eventual apocalypse.

I wish that the prequel trilogy to Star Wars wasn't so disappointing.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2007, 08:18:44 PM »
Granted, but the original trilogy sucks instead.

I wish I had a better cell phone.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2007, 08:19:42 PM »
Granted, but it gives you cancer.

I wish I was in a successful band
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2007, 08:21:04 PM »
Granted, but your only fans are whiny emo kids.

I wish I didn't have to take AP exams.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #34 on: January 22, 2007, 02:19:30 AM »
Granted, You suffer from a massive stroke effecting both your mind and body leaving you a vegetable.

I wish I was a god.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #35 on: January 22, 2007, 02:33:04 AM »
Granted but you'll lose your powers when someone makes a prayer


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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #36 on: January 22, 2007, 04:22:10 AM »
granted but dogs are not allowed on board

i wish i had a bigger music collection
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #37 on: January 22, 2007, 07:32:06 AM »
Granted, but without proper shelving it falls and crushes you.

I wish it was warmer outside.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #38 on: January 22, 2007, 04:08:39 PM »
Granted. but the higher levels of heat cause the polar ice caps to melt, forcing the oceans to rise, sinking coastal cities and flooding entire continents!!!

I wish I had a hover car...


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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #39 on: January 22, 2007, 05:37:22 PM »
Granted, but someone wired the engine in reverse and it's sucked itself into the ground.

I wish I had a bigger punch press.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #40 on: January 22, 2007, 07:23:26 PM »
Granted, but the machine comes to live and crushes you

I wish eveery one would stop talking about crushing
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #41 on: January 22, 2007, 07:31:31 PM »
Granted, but *something horrible* happens and you get crushed.

 :D

EDIT: oopsie...

I wish for a snack, cuz I'm hungry!
« Last Edit: January 22, 2007, 07:35:01 PM by starhawk »
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #42 on: January 22, 2007, 07:32:50 PM »
You forgot your wish starhawk.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2007, 07:53:14 PM »
Granted, but you got a plate of dry dog biscuits.

I wish we had holodeck technology...


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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #44 on: January 22, 2007, 08:01:33 PM »
Granted, but it goes wacky and you get killed

I wish I could speak Spanish
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #45 on: January 22, 2007, 08:45:35 PM »
Granted, BUT all you can speak and understand is Spanish and you find yourself transported over 2000 years in the past to Ancient China...

 ;D

I wish they do indeed make Star Wars: Episodes VII, VIII, & IX...



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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #46 on: January 22, 2007, 08:55:16 PM »
Granted, but they are horrible, and you have to watch them 24/7 for the rest of your life.

I wish, they get around to making Alternator Megatron.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #47 on: January 22, 2007, 08:56:59 PM »
He is made, full size and function... and promptly goes out of control and wipes you out of existence with his fist on your house (while you are in it).

My wish: I still want my snack.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #48 on: January 22, 2007, 09:35:29 PM »
Granted, but it lodges in your bowels & forces an operation that leaves you shitting in a bag the rest of your days.

I wish people would learn the difference between affect & effect.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #49 on: January 22, 2007, 09:49:16 PM »
Granted -- they already know and are just pretending that they don't in order to p*ss you off.

My wish: can I have a snack that doesn't screw with my intestines plz? *pthblurblblurble* Uh-oh. Where'd that damn bag go already...?
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