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Offline caisson2delta

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #3700 on: January 09, 2009, 12:36:50 AM »
Granted, but Brichard breaks your jaw for messing up his house and it gets wired shut. Hence, being unable to enjoy the booze.

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Offline brichard001

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #3701 on: January 09, 2009, 02:32:39 PM »
Granted, but messing with time gets you arrested by Timefleet and since you said no crammings they invent other ways to sexually molest you... most of them very unpleasant.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #3702 on: January 08, 2010, 03:03:35 PM »
granted, but all your other furniture breaks

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #3703 on: January 22, 2010, 04:48:25 PM »
IS THIS THREAD DEAD????????????
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #3704 on: January 22, 2010, 11:14:57 PM »
Granted.

Cuts your hand off put's it between two slices of bread and force feeds it to you.

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Offline lt ponytail

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #3705 on: January 23, 2010, 05:01:30 PM »
granted but the IRS arrests you for tax fraud

I wish I had a snack that would not involve the removal of any of my body parts and would be edible by human standards and would not restrict my future eating options and would not be deadly and would be free and would taste good and would be made of non-disgusting materials
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #3706 on: March 04, 2013, 01:38:50 PM »
Congratulations - here's a big ol' bag of Cheetos. Unfortunately, it's so big, and you're so taken by them you eat enough to make you 450 lbs overweight and you have to use a sponge on a stick and a car jack just to use the toilet.

(Don't ask what the car jack's for)

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #3707 on: March 08, 2013, 05:45:24 AM »
Here.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #3708 on: November 21, 2013, 02:06:35 AM »
Granted.

But everything from the late 90s floods your computer. You  grab the discs for AOL 4.0 and slice your throat.

Me ... I wish the Avs win the Stanley Cup this year.
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