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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #50 on: January 22, 2007, 11:28:43 PM »
Granted, but it's lethal to eat.

I wish my bird would finally learn to speak.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #51 on: January 22, 2007, 11:57:55 PM »
Granted....but it only speaks french.


I wish life was like in the movies

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #52 on: January 23, 2007, 01:43:06 AM »
Granted, but it's 20's era silent films.

I wish I had better surround speakers
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #53 on: January 23, 2007, 03:02:58 AM »
Granted but the sound is so intense it makes your head explode "Scanners" style.

I wish the girl in pharmacy would dump her boyfriend and go out with me.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #54 on: January 23, 2007, 06:13:27 AM »
Granted, but she turns out to be a he

I wish I could get some sleep.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #55 on: January 23, 2007, 06:19:30 AM »
Granted, but you'll never wake up.

I wish I wouldn't have so much waiting time today.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #56 on: January 23, 2007, 08:36:09 AM »
Granted, you now skip uncontrollably forward in time.

I wish I had broadband.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #57 on: January 23, 2007, 08:37:46 AM »
Granted, but your dog chews on the wire and a spark from this burns down the house.

I'm still waiting for a decent snack ;)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #58 on: January 23, 2007, 08:55:23 AM »
Granted but its behind an unbreakable glass plate

(oh and I have a cat ;))

I wish people would make more exciting wishes.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #59 on: January 23, 2007, 09:15:33 AM »
Granted, but there so exciting you have a heart attack.

I wish I had a puppy.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #60 on: January 23, 2007, 10:57:53 AM »
Granted buts its a puppy of this breed.

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Granted, but she turns out to be a he

No man has an ass like that..

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #61 on: January 23, 2007, 11:14:14 AM »
Granted, but someone else is better... and you infringe on their territory by mistake... and...

Yipe :o

I still want my freakin snack.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #62 on: January 23, 2007, 11:45:03 AM »
Granted, but it's made out of people in your family.


Granted buts its a puppy of this breed.

http://2maniacos.com/images/31968.jpg


Cool I will name him fluffy, and there are plenty of children around here for him to eat...


I wish I could think of a wish to make.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #63 on: January 23, 2007, 02:20:14 PM »
Granted, but now that's all you CAN think of, and you're effectively brain dead.

I wish I'd stop having sleeping problems.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #64 on: January 23, 2007, 02:21:42 PM »
Very well. You sleep... forever.

I'm still waiting on a friggin snack.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #65 on: January 23, 2007, 02:22:53 PM »
Okay then, youre snack is too busy "friggin" to let you eat it.

I wish Stargate wasnt so crap these days.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #66 on: January 23, 2007, 05:29:15 PM »
Granted, the show is cancled and replaced with Powdered Toast Man.

I wish I had a non-explodie, non-radioactive-death-spewing, electric shock proof, practical fusion reactor that doesn't spew massive amounts of enviroment wrecking thermal polution.

Corrupt that, eh.   :P
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #67 on: January 23, 2007, 05:36:23 PM »
Granted but you need 96 hours to recharge it and it runs for 5 minutes.


I wish i had more money than all the richest people united.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #68 on: January 23, 2007, 05:38:49 PM »
Granted, but come tax time you're going to regret that wish.


I wish I had the answer.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #69 on: January 23, 2007, 07:10:32 PM »
Granted, but it's the wrong answer.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. :P

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #70 on: January 23, 2007, 07:20:08 PM »
Granted, but it's just a chocolate coated bomb. Surprise!

I wish I could get a good nights rest.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #71 on: January 23, 2007, 07:42:36 PM »
Granted! You sleep soundly, with nothing disturbing you...no noises...no light. Yet when you awake, you find that the Earth is in a perpetual darkness and you are the only living thing on the planet...

 :D

I wish I owned a large apartment building...


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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #72 on: January 23, 2007, 08:18:53 PM »
Granted. It has the worst infestation of termites imaginable. Good luck digging yourself out from all that rubble.

I wish I had some new clothes.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #73 on: January 23, 2007, 08:39:02 PM »
*poof* You got em... but they don't fit.

I still want my d*mn snack.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #74 on: January 23, 2007, 08:43:21 PM »
Granted. It's a heaping helping of Fugu, prepared by a drunken chef.

I wish Starhawk would stop whining about his snack  :P
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